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She touched it she got frostbite man shes a cold cunt
Cold cunt by Chrissy Hirsch February 5, 2019

cold cunt shunt 

a cold cunt shunt is the insertion of a hard penis in a tight very cold dry vagina
liam: i cold cunt shunted jenny hard last night she was so dry i got friction burns
ben: daym
cold cunt shunt by ben loughrey October 21, 2006

Cold cunt of a place 

That Goulburn, its a cold cunt of a place, wouldn't catch me there for quids mate.
Cold cunt of a place by Skribbles13 February 19, 2018

Cold Cunt (-ed Bitch) 

A bitter woman who has lost all emotion save man hating. Usually, this term applies to middle aged women full of resent and regret. Tragically, she has not gotten laid in years but probably needs a good dicking.
A good example is the boss woman (Alice) from the TV show Workaholics. Cold Cunt (-ed Bitch)

Cold Cunt Combo 

Big sloppy pussy lips that look like ham and is scissored by another girl.
That cold cunt combo hit the spot!

cold calling cunt 

the annoying cunt/s that has been ringing my gaff on a daily basis for the last two months trying to sell me shit that i don't need.

should really target the elderly or disabled.
"hello and how are you today?"
"fuck off, I don't want to buy any of your shit and i told you the same thing yesterday"
"oh, that's nice...well I am wondering if perhaps you may be interested in purchasing a..."
"FUCK OFF!!!"

*hangs up phone*

"who was that on the phone?"
"just one of them cold calling cunts"
"man, i hate those guys"
"nah, this one was a bitch"
"man, i hate those bitches"

*phone rings at the same time the next day with the same or some other cunt on the end of the line*
cold calling cunt by Jim Burkey December 15, 2005
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