A bitter woman who has lost all emotion save man hating. Usually, this term applies to middle aged women full of resent and regret. Tragically, she has not gotten laid in years but probably needs a good dicking.

A good example is the boss woman (Alice) from the TV show Workaholics. Cold Cunt (-ed Bitch)

Cold Cunt (-ed Bitch) by DreamsOfOne June 25, 2014

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Cold Cunt Combo

Big sloppy pussy lips that look like ham and is scissored by another girl.

That cold cunt combo hit the spot!

Cold Cunt Combo by Death by baggage April 19, 2011

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cold calling cunt

the annoying cunt/s that has been ringing my gaff on a daily basis for the last two months trying to sell me shit that i don't need.

should really target the elderly or disabled.

"hello and how are you today?"
"fuck off, I don't want to buy any of your shit and i told you the same thing yesterday"
"oh, that's nice...well I am wondering if perhaps you may be interested in purchasing a..."
"FUCK OFF!!!"

*hangs up phone*

"who was that on the phone?"
"just one of them cold calling cunts"
"man, i hate those guys"
"nah, this one was a bitch"
"man, i hate those bitches"

*phone rings at the same time the next day with the same or some other cunt on the end of the line*

cold calling cunt by Jim Burkey December 15, 2005

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