Cold as tits 

When the tempratures so cold you can see your tits grow, its cold as tits

hey dude i live in minnesota
really hows the weather
it's cold as tits!

Cold as tits by sa23232miam November 11, 2011

Cold as tits 

A saying that originated somewhere cold, where tits would be cold, presumably. Means to make an indication about the weather.

Damn it's cold as tits out here.

What?

Arctic tits.

Ah, I see.

Cold as tits by corrington December 1, 2011