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John Coltrane 

Quite possible one of the best jazz musicians ever. Played with miles and McCoy Tyner.
Start out with blue trane.
John Coltrane by 10 December 26, 2004
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cobranical 

(adj) A word used when a person or object is acting like a cobra (cobra), and they enjoy being noobs, anyway...

since i want to continue this definition you can also check out these words, they're pretty cool:

shit
crap
poo
shite
schmelle schmelle (by me!!!!!)
feck
and
booty
John, you g** f***ing cobranical son of a b**ch. Do you enjoy squirming around on the floor trying to be a cobra?

I mean come on. Did you watch that Simpsons episode again or something? Get a grip...
cobranical by Cobrania February 18, 2005

cobranium 

500 million years ago a group of cobranical, schmelle schmelley people discovered an ancient element called COBRANIUM. It was worth quadrillions of US $Dollars but they just ate it. On the day that glorious element became shite, everyone was so very fecked of. Well, they would be.
LINDA: Oh my, John, is that Cobranium?
JOHN: Hell No!, Thats my shit

(It may have a misleading appearance)
cobranium by Cobrania February 18, 2005

Colorandum

The palm of a black person which is lighter than the skin color of the rest of their body.

The light/fair/white part of a black person's palm.

(Coined by the iconic Royinbo in New York)
Stop staring at my colorandum, whiteboy. You ain't never seen black hands in yo life?

Check out the colorandums on Marilyn! She's so dark but her palms are lighter than a white baby's ass!
Colorandum by Oscar de Leon July 16, 2016

Roscoe P. Coltrane 

1) The idiotic Sherriff on the greatest show of all time, Dukes Of Hazzard. He served under the corrupt banker Boss Hogg, and spent nearly all of his days on television chasing around the Duke Boys in their beast of a 1969 Dodge Charger, named the General Lee.

2) <Slang> used to describe anyone in a high-ranking position who is a complete numbskull.

3) An insult for anyone who does something extremely stupid, moronic, or idiotic.

4) A sherriff who rolls around, F*cking up the lives of the good citizens of Hazzard County, Georgia, in his many squad cars. (he wrecks at least one an episode.) He also has a trusty police Bassette Hound name Flash, who sits in the passenger seat and does nothing.
1) Roscoe, Go after them Duke Boys!

2) Wow, the president of our company sure is Roscoe P. Coltrane-ish.

3) You Roscoe P. Coltrane! Why the hell would you lock the keys in the car!?

4) "Roscoe, you ain't never gonna catch us!"

Coltrane 

A Coltrane is hottest guy ever to exist. He is very smart and is weeb. He spends most of his time on anime. One of his favs are SAO.
some girl that is totally not me: Why won't love me Coltrane-Senpai? (sniffs back of his hair)
Coltrane: Oh god...Not this girl again...
Coltrane by The_Real_One_ March 4, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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