cobranium

500 million years ago a group of cobranical, schmelle schmelley people discovered an ancient element called COBRANIUM. It was worth quadrillions of US $Dollars but they just ate it. On the day that glorious element became shite, everyone was so very fecked of. Well, they would be.

LINDA: Oh my, John, is that Cobranium?
JOHN: Hell No!, Thats my shit

(It may have a misleading appearance)

by Cobrania February 18, 2005

Richard Cranium

A dick head. Richard=Dick, Cranium=Head. Therefore, Richard Cranium

(Guy gets wine spilled on him from Richard Cranium) "Dude, you're such a fuckin Richard Cranium!"
dick head dickhead richard ass hole prick sherlock dumb

by Jay-T27 November 11, 2012

richard cranium

replacement for dickhead.

That guy was a Richard Cranium.

by gomer September 13, 2006

Penis Cranium

A dick head. Used as an insult.

You are a penis cranium.

by Hippie Crack January 2, 2009

Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked

A great threat to use against someone, and especially helpful when you want someone to stop talking bad about you or doing derogatory things to you.

So if you wanna get your mother fuckin cranium cracked, then step right up and keep talking that shit!

by Ur Mom October 25, 2004

large cranium

the large cranium way of saying big brain

Fred: my IQ is 69 I'm a big brain
Bob: my IQ is 420 I'm a large cranium

by Large cranium neanderthal March 18, 2020

cobranical

(adj) A word used when a person or object is acting like a cobra (cobra), and they enjoy being noobs, anyway...

since i want to continue this definition you can also check out these words, they're pretty cool:

shit
crap
poo
shite
schmelle schmelle (by me!!!!!)
feck
and
booty

John, you g** f***ing cobranical son of a b**ch. Do you enjoy squirming around on the floor trying to be a cobra?

I mean come on. Did you watch that Simpsons episode again or something? Get a grip...

by Cobrania February 18, 2005