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Cofuse 

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A word for confused gays, invented by some bisexual girl on Mochi.
Friend: “That guy is really hot.”

You: “Brian, he’s obviously straight, you little gay shit. Why are you always so fucking cofuse??”
Cofuse by Dora Dream February 20, 2019
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Cofuse 

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A word for confused gays, invented by some bisexual girl on Mochi.
Friend: “That guy is really hot.”

You: “Brian, he’s obviously straight, you little gay shit. Why are you always so fucking cofuse??”
Cofuse by Dora Dream February 20, 2019

cofuse 

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when a bunch of queers and gays group together to form a cult
maggie: “woah, look at all those gays, they must be starting to cofuse”

todd: “maggie shut the fuck up and go join them you fag”

maggie:
cofuse by aconfusedgay March 31, 2019

Confused him 

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Hanson wrote refuse into confused in his homework, but he was confused when he typed refuse, and he typed confused instead. Now we're more confused than him.
My friend wanted a piece of paper to draw on, in exchange he would give me 3 dollars but l confused him.

Student A: Should be refuse

All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Confused him by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021

confused boner 

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A term for when one is aroused by something they know they should not be aroused by.
"When I looked at that picture of Kermit and miss Piggy making out I got a confused boner"

confused screaming 

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When you don't know what the hell is happening and you confused AF
Friend: I don't like women because women like dick and that's gay.

Me: *confused screaming*
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