coffee puck 

1. The round pound of coffee grounds residue that you remove from your espresso maker.
2. A very dumb or dense person who is attempting to sound philosophical.

"He seems like a Plato wannabe. What a coffee puck."

coffee puck by roadkill August 26, 2005

coffeefuck 

stayin' up all night, gettin' hellla high on coffee

that was a crazy coffeefuck last night, she was talking all night

coffeefuck by tibh December 8, 2010

coffeesucker 

Typically a female who enjoys giving oral sex to African American Males

She won't give you a blow job she's a coffeesucker!

coffeesucker by Meatball scmc April 4, 2010