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by Sue Doe Nymm July 13, 2009
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"Caffe" in Italian, from the Turkish "kahve" which was derived from the Arabic "qahwa", a shortened version of "qahhwat al-bun" or "wine of the bean". Dutch traders snuck coffee tree seedlings out of the Arab port of Mocha and transported them to the East-Indies for planting; and from there coffee cultivation and trade spread to the New World and Hawaii.

"Coffee is the common man’s gold and like gold it brings to every man (and woman) the feeling of luxury and nobility." Sheik Abd-al-Kadir β€œIn Praise of Coffee” 1857.

Coffee: The wine of the bean, the earth in a cup.
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by concupy August 06, 2009
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When i wake up in the morning, its there. When i go outside, its in my hand. when i go to sleep, its there, next to me.
This is what caffeine and coffee does to me does to me:)
by Coffeeaddict5000 July 24, 2011
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In the beginning God created light the universe, then said "let there be coffee so we can all keep going" then after his twelfth cup he wrote the Bible and a short autobiography that was lost in 3 billion BC.
by carefulwiththataxluke March 23, 2009
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And on the 8th day He made coffee.
God: "mmmm that's fucking orgasmic"
by JKrew_NOT January 02, 2010
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The master of many slaves that make up the working class.

Coffee should be drank either black or with no more than 15% cream and sugar to be truly enjoyed. However, many people prefer beverages that try to pass for coffee but are like less than 50% coffee and mostly milk/cream and sugar.
I can't function in the morning without at least 1 cup of Columbian brew coffee.
by RC July 16, 2005
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