A CobGobbler is a person who gets fecal matter in their mouth, be it intentional or otherwise.
(a reference to corn in shit logs)

- The person who has the "chocolate" in their mouth can then be called the "Cob Gobbler" or simply "Gobbler"
- The Shit does not need to be from a human, but does need to be the same type as a human, i.e., Bird shit is more like a liquid (and never contains corn chunks) and so is generally not considered for Cob Gobbling, however there is nothing stopping the informal use when an instance like this occurs.

Steph was giving Sam a Thunder Harvest when she suddenly found herself a cobgobbler...

CobGobbler by SpikeyMonkey December 31, 2014

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cobgobbler

Generic unisexual insult. The implication being that the Cobgobbler infact gobbles cob. Cob meaning penis and gobble meaning oral stimulation.

"who cares what that Cobgobbler thinks!"

cobgobbler by David Troutt May 29, 2008

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copgobbler

A motorist who attempts to ingratiate himself or herself with traffic officers and avoid tickets by applying a bumper sticker that purports to support the police. See also copsucker

See that black sticker with the blue horizontal line? It means that driver is a copgobbler.

copgobbler by Divinedefiner June 16, 2010

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Copgobbler

Someone who loves cops so much that whenever one is around they are all over their cock.

What a dirty copgobbler!!! Once Jimmy found out that Gregs friend was a New Haven cop he proceded to copgobble him until the guy was so uncomfortable he left.

Copgobbler by ShaneOO November 4, 2011

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