cod gobbler

A beta male who performs cunnilingas on on females that no other men are seeking to get with. Often times without sexual satisfaction for themselves.

Jeff is a real cod gobbler

by Big Johnston September 20, 2022

Big Throated Cod Gobbler

Another name for Pelican

Look at tha big throated cod gobbler chasing my top water.

by 2 Rednecks Fishing January 29, 2026

CobGobbler

A CobGobbler is a person who gets fecal matter in their mouth, be it intentional or otherwise.
(a reference to corn in shit logs)

- The person who has the "chocolate" in their mouth can then be called the "Cob Gobbler" or simply "Gobbler"
- The Shit does not need to be from a human, but does need to be the same type as a human, i.e., Bird shit is more like a liquid (and never contains corn chunks) and so is generally not considered for Cob Gobbling, however there is nothing stopping the informal use when an instance like this occurs.

Steph was giving Sam a Thunder Harvest when she suddenly found herself a cobgobbler...

by SpikeyMonkey December 31, 2014

cobgobbler

Generic unisexual insult. The implication being that the Cobgobbler infact gobbles cob. Cob meaning penis and gobble meaning oral stimulation.

"who cares what that Cobgobbler thinks!"

by David Troutt May 29, 2008

copgobbler

A motorist who attempts to ingratiate himself or herself with traffic officers and avoid tickets by applying a bumper sticker that purports to support the police. See also copsucker

See that black sticker with the blue horizontal line? It means that driver is a copgobbler.

by Divinedefiner June 16, 2010

Copgobbler

Someone who loves cops so much that whenever one is around they are all over their cock.

What a dirty copgobbler!!! Once Jimmy found out that Gregs friend was a New Haven cop he proceded to copgobble him until the guy was so uncomfortable he left.

by ShaneOO November 4, 2011

Comgobbler

A stupid person

Comgobbler is so stupid today!

by amongusfan21 August 29, 2021