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Coconut Water 

Hip people are drinking coconut water as a natural energy drink.

Sadly, claims of great health benefits are unfounded!
Coconut water tastes like dishwater mixed with Fresca.
Coconut Water by quesondriac November 26, 2013

Coconut Water 

After sexual intercourse the male ejaculation is collected and placed in to a plastic container and then stored under the bed. The next time sexual intercourse is initiated the container of spoiled/rotten ejaculation is opened and the Aroma is used as an Aphrodisiac.
Hey baby, wanna come back to my place and use some Coconut water?

Coconut Water 

Coconut Water is when you collect the male ejaculation after sexual intercourse and is then placed into a plastic container that is stored under the bed. It is left under the bed to ferment and is being added to once a day. After a week the next time sexual intercourse is initiated the container is opened and the spoiled/rotten stench of the ejaculation is used as an aphrodisiac. Each Participant takes a big whiff before engaging in intercourse to get the full effect.
"Billy and sally have been collecting coconut water for a month now and are going to rip it open tonight."

"Hey baby, Wanna come back to my place? I've got some '47 Coconut water"
Coconut Water by Dr.Neko August 26, 2012

coconut water 

a filthy water that gimps drink
coconut water by kjkjkjkjk January 21, 2019

Australian Coconut Water 

When 1000s of men from all over Australia come to a local fruit stand in melbourne once a year with power drills and they steal 1000s of coconuts and drill them out and at the count of 5 they all burst their seminal fluids into the coconuts in unison
Ryan attended this years Australian Coconut water festival

coconutwatersucks 

this person post strange content. they don’t seem very intelligent at first glance, not at second glance either, but if you look really closely you can see their peanut brain hiding inside of their head. anyways this mutual is very pattionate about what they like and is just a good person overall. they are active and love all of their mutuals.
wow! coconutwatersucks is gay asf.
coconutwatersucks by kusuof/k June 17, 2021