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Coconut Creek 

A Chill ass little city in south Florida. Pretty much in the middle of every thing. (pompano, deerfield, parkland, margate) Most of the people that live in creek are pretty chill but there are allot of people that "are" gangster. But you cant be gangster if you live in a half million dollar house right? There isn't much to do in creek except for sable pines park and the promenade (which was a huge failure because of the lack of a movie theater) Creek is also pretty stoner friendly. And the beach is a 10 min drive. All in all creek is a nice town but there isn't much to do for the younger population unless you can get a ride out to the surrounding areas. Btw the local police force is filled with bored underpaid pricks that never let you slide. So if your on foot.......just run
Ayyyyee were gonna go hit up some dudes in Coconut Creek and smoke a blunt and wreak some havoc. You down?
Coconut Creek by I Love Creek March 11, 2010
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Coconut Creek, FL 

The Butterfly capital of the world - A medium sized, mostly forgotten suburb located smack dab between the upscale snob infested Boca Raton and the declining Coral Springs/Margate area. The main tourist attraction is a Casino, and about four Mcdonalds located literally within seconds of each other. There are two parts of town - old Coconut Creek (Copans Rd, Coconut Creek High) and new Coconut Creek (north Lyons Rd, Monarch High). Car dealerships are everywhere. The only real entertainment besides recreational parks is the newly opened Promenade, a shopping district and downtown area which debuted in November of 2008. It is overwhelmed with bodybuilding teenagers and pick up basketball and football games can be found at any moment.
There is never anything exciting to do in Coconut Creek, FL
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008