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Cockdriving 

1.To place one's asshole on thy knee and drive thy cock along tis thigh as the one on thy knee is holding thy cock with tis hand flat open. Tis person on thy knee is cockdriving while person with tis asshole on thy knee is being cockdriven.

2. Driving with your cock.
1.Dude, that cheerleader was Cockdriving me last night! She's such a little whore.

2.Cockdriving is my thing, my dick is just THAT big. =
Cockdriving by Matt501678 January 20, 2009

cokesgiving

A cokesgiving occurs when your father kicks you out of the family thanksgiving dinner because you are high on cocaine as evidenced by you lack of appetite, sniffling, and generally strange behavior.
"My dad knew I was zooted the fuck out at Thanksgiving dinner and he kicked me out of the house. That's the third cokesgiving in a row."
cokesgiving by ShaneWood January 8, 2012

cucksgiving

Where one sits in irc and masturbates to Donald Trumps twitter feed instead of watching Football and eating turkey
It looks like he's having cucksgiving again on Tuesday.
cucksgiving by baddies123 July 19, 2018

Cokesgiving

The day before Thanksgiving, where groups of friends join in on an annual cocaine feast in their hometown.
Andrew was got so lit on Cokesgiving, that he didn't show up to Thanksgiving dinner with his family.
Cokesgiving by lloydtits November 29, 2016

Cocksmiling

When a woman is daydreaming about her favorite cock.
Who you cocksmiling about over there.

You gonna sit there cocksmiling all day or are you gonna get some work done.

Your cocksmile is showing.

cocknniving

Adjective to describe a member of the male sex whose soul purpose in life is the planning and execution of activities that are sinister, cruel, immoral, illegal, and/or potential harmful. Related to the word "cuntnniving".
Randy, my ex-husband, is such a cocknniving SOB, if for nothing else than planning to betray me, setting me up. and having me arrested!!!
cocknniving by 0jir0 March 11, 2026