Dirty little creatures that live under beds in dark, moist rooms, waiting to crawl in to the ears of unsuspecting sleepers to lay eggs and drink beer
Charla's bedroom is full of evil beady-eyed cockroaches waiting for her to fall asleep.
by C. Diesel October 20, 2014
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A promiscuous man that lurks in clubs. He is probably the hottest guy there, but he has deplorable hygiene and he's probably got STDs. He's also the only guy in the club clever enough to wear eyeliner.
-That guy over there is so choice, I've got to meet him. Oh, wait, he looks like a cockroach.

-He's such a cockroach, I heard he has AIDs. Too bad, I love a guy in leather.
by ladycreeper June 19, 2014
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Hey all the blue collars are home in quarantine. Except the westmount cockroaches. They survive everything. “
by Em1civic March 26, 2020
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Where the fric did they all go. It used to be an actual epidemic and now they are all suddenly gone. Why is no one talking about this??? Aliens are real
Oh hey look a cockroach and it's the year 1978.
by Karen Withakay October 31, 2019
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Last night I was going to fuck Carlos till he wiped out a cockroach.
by kyaaaal September 26, 2018
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a small unattractive person with an attitude to match.
The neighbor is a real cockroach. Not only is she a little twit, but she has a personality to match.
by Martin Lizerbram March 30, 2005
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Eh? Who went cockroach my pen?
by Dave Spielman August 31, 2006
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