cock swindler

one who loves to swindle the cock

derek is a cock swindler

cock swindler by ricky bales February 5, 2004

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Cock Swindler

N. A person guilty of swindling cocks, resulting in undesired sexual attention (usually after intercourse). A rare accusation, but feasible depending on the gender of the people arguing the matter. Ex. A gay couple: the pitcher may accuse the catcher of "cock swindling", meaning that the catcher stole the pitcher's cock after sex when he didn't want to fuck around.

Garrett, GOD DAMMIT, I'm trying to sleep you cock swindler!

Cock Swindler by Bryan !!! July 26, 2006

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Tindler Swindler Cock

Cock designed to swindle/ Dick capable of making a person do the unthinkable

Alex Davis possess is a Tindler Swindler Cock. After getting a taste of his Tindler Swindler Cock, Ms. KOFFIEA loaned Mr. Davis $6,000 in cash in the space of 2 weeks.

Tindler Swindler Cock by Sweetwater242 May 7, 2022

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Cockswindler

An individual who gains cock through the art of deception.

Kyle is such a cockswindler! He can be so rude!

Cockswindler by Riskbreaker2987 June 12, 2007

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cockswindler

One who steals glances of other people's penises while they are emptying their bladders.

I saw that cockswindler staring at your dick.

cockswindler by RM June 25, 2003

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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