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cock stalking 

stalking a guy you find attractive. which includes following him places, texting and calling him every five minutes, getting mad when he's with other girls even though he barely knows your name
Josh: Did you see Karen just follow me into this store
Tim: Yeah dude, she's totally cock stalking you

Cock Stalking 

When one is peer pressured into dating or hooking up with someone. Opposite of cock blocking
Garrison: Hey you should ask Ashley to Prom

Harold: I don't really want to go though

Carolynn: But she wants you to ask her

Harold: I don't want to go though...she'll be embarssed if she goes with me

Garrison: Why would she be embarrassed, just ask her

Carolynn: Yeah, dont be a pussy, ask her

Harold: Stop Cock Stalking me!
Cock Stalking by Hunter Pitkin February 11, 2007

Cock Stalker

A person that cant get enough of the cock, hopefully a girl.
Yea I let that girl play around with my cock the other night. I'm trying not to talk to her, but she wont leave me alone. She wants it again! What a Cock Stalker.
Cock Stalker by B$ March 27, 2005

cock-stalker 

A slut who will either openly or secretly become constantly active in the pursuit of some new dick.
"Those girls from Sex in the City are such cock-stalkers!"
cock-stalker by oscar green September 3, 2007

cock-stalking

when one nigga is lookin at anotha niggas facebook profile trying to figga out what the nigga is up to.
ex - i was on facebook earlier and i saw he was in a relationship since a week ago....nigga stop cock-stalking!

cock stalking bandit 

One who is upsessed with the cock. In hopes of full filling some sick abnormal fetish.
Dan is always the last one to fall asleep at parties. Parties in which the female species are plentiful. And still passes out next to a dude. We call him the Cock Stalking Bandit.
cock stalking bandit by Joshoua October 17, 2006