cock splicer

You know that boss of yours who just treats you like everything you do is retarded? The 'obviously jealous of your manhood' type = Cock-Splicer/Cock Splicer/CockSplicer

That Jared sure is being a little cock splicer again isn't he?

by MrRickSpert September 17, 2016

Cock Splice

the act of splitting one's cock with a wedge, or when one chick is so unfuckable that you would rather have your cock split in two.

That crazy bitch took a log splitter and gave him a cock splice

Man that bitch is a cock splice

by The Riddlers March 30, 2009