cock punch

A swift punch, delivered to a male's genitals.

He is such a fucktard, he deserves a good cock punch.

by Bob June 01, 2003

cock punch

1:A big thud to a man's pud
2:A legendary online player on Star Wars Battlefront II, known for his battle cry "YOU'VE BEEN PUNCHED.....IN THE COCK!"

Dude my manhood hurts after that dick nasty cock punch.

by Roy Sanchez July 27, 2006

cock punch

The act of connecting your fist, at high velocity, with the genitals of a member of the male sex.

It's generally considered that the true cock punch is delivered from a squating posistion, and so is delivered as a jab rather than a uppercut motion.

Protaganist #1 - I'm gonna shag your mum

Protaganist #2 - not tonight your not

Protaganist #1 - AAAAAHHHHHHHH!

protaganist #2 - no one expects the cock punch

by Jaffa29 August 17, 2006

cock punch

To attack another person with your penis, generally in a humourous manner.

I cock punched her in the face.

by hobnob August 11, 2003

cock punch

something Bono should get familiar with

when the lead singer from U2 was cock punched, his career was FINALLY at an end.

by BVSH February 04, 2005

cock punch

This is obviously when you stuff a rooster in a blender, turn the blender on high, and wait for your delicious beverage.

Dude, you want to pour me some Cock Punch?

by Taco Sanchez August 05, 2006

cock punch

When a guy pulls his dick out, and it unrolls and falls on his bitches face, giving her a black eye.

Kenny: xkiera, if a guy pulls his dick out and it unrolls and falls on his bitches face, giving her a black eye, is that technically abuse?
Xkiera: It's called a cock punch.
LeBunny: As a woman, i would feel abused. Then ask you to do it again.

by artist6000 December 04, 2016