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cock print

Noun; A phenomenon occuring when your or another male's pants are too tight in the crotchal region and thus revealing an outline of the cock (penis). Usually seen on gay men, black dudes, and sometimes on emo kids who wear girls pants
Gay Guy #1 - Damn Kenny that guy must be huge, I mean, check out his cock print.
Gay Guy #2 - Ugh, I'd let him print that cock right on my face
cock print by PussyLover18 December 8, 2006
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Cock painting 

When you paint your dick with glow in the dark paint so that your hoe can see your dick
Cock painting is a guaranteed way of your hoe being able to see your dick in the dark
Cock painting by Cockpainting October 4, 2017

cock paint 

the combination of semen and saliva that harden on the tip of your dick
man after susie gave me a blow job there was so much cock paint
cock paint by Philip Philippe June 26, 2010

cockprint 

As in IMprint--the outline of a guy's cock visible through his pants, shorts, or underwear; often more defined when wearing tight jeans or briefs, e.g.

The male answer to cameltoe.
Brent has pretty small hands; however, his cockprint is rather impressive.
cockprint by LittleGiant Longhorn October 11, 2007

carbon cockprint 

The amount of CO2 and greenhouse gases released by a man in search of sexual gratification
"You're going all the way to Manchester to shag that bird? Your carbon cockprint will be massive!"
carbon cockprint by zfunk March 30, 2008
Word of the Day on April 22, 2011

cockprint 

when a male is wearing a tight pair, or even loose fit jeans and a women or man if he goes that way can see the imprint of a man's cock.
In this picture of Bradd Pitt in Vanity magazine you could see his cockprint, and it's nothing to brag about.
cockprint by LeShaun Walker January 4, 2007

Carbon cockprint 

The artistic product of the male pervert who climbs atop the photocopy machine naked, presses his genitals to the glass, and pushes the print button.
As the glass was clean on the photocopy machine last evening, and as it is smudged with crotch-cheese this morning, I suspect that the janitor was making Carbon cockprints all night.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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