cock paint 

the combination of semen and saliva that harden on the tip of your dick

man after susie gave me a blow job there was so much cock paint

cock paint by Philip Philippe June 26, 2010

Cock painting 

When you paint your dick with glow in the dark paint so that your hoe can see your dick

Cock painting is a guaranteed way of your hoe being able to see your dick in the dark

Cock painting by Cockpainting October 4, 2017

cockprint 

As in IMprint--the outline of a guy's cock visible through his pants, shorts, or underwear; often more defined when wearing tight jeans or briefs, e.g.

The male answer to cameltoe.

Brent has pretty small hands; however, his cockprint is rather impressive.

cockprint by LittleGiant Longhorn October 11, 2007

carbon cockprint 

The amount of CO2 and greenhouse gases released by a man in search of sexual gratification

"You're going all the way to Manchester to shag that bird? Your carbon cockprint will be massive!"

carbon cockprint by zfunk March 30, 2008

cockprint 

when a male is wearing a tight pair, or even loose fit jeans and a women or man if he goes that way can see the imprint of a man's cock.

In this picture of Bradd Pitt in Vanity magazine you could see his cockprint, and it's nothing to brag about.

cockprint by LeShaun Walker January 4, 2007

Carbon cockprint 

The artistic product of the male pervert who climbs atop the photocopy machine naked, presses his genitals to the glass, and pushes the print button.

As the glass was clean on the photocopy machine last evening, and as it is smudged with crotch-cheese this morning, I suspect that the janitor was making Carbon cockprints all night.

Carbon cockprint by The Grottomaster May 13, 2011

cockpained 

Angry, upset, or generally annoyed with someone or something. See also butthurt.

Mike got a cockpained look on his face when I told him he had to come to work instead of going to the party.

cockpained by Uigi July 30, 2011