cock omelet

Term used during WLC(warrior leadership course) in the ARMY when a fellow battle buddy switches MRE's(meal ready to eat) when you are taking a piss. You come back to find out your mcrib sandwich was replaced with a vegetable omelet MRE resulting in you calling him a cock omelet out of frustration and disappointment to finding out that you have the worse possible MRE in the face of the earth. Can be used in any situation resulting in where a person is a cock omelet.

"Dave, what are you giggling about?"
"Nothing, Brad"
"WTF!!!! veggie omelet????? what happened to my mc rib MRE?!?!?"
"haha"
"you fucking cock omelet!!"

cock omelet by look at the big brain on brad January 24, 2010

cock omlette 

mixing eggs inside another persons mouth with your cock. male or female.

it was a bad idea adding salt to my cock omlette

cock omlette by mix master 31 November 17, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004