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cock lozenge 

An arcane sexual maneuver, in which a man inserts his dangler into his partner's mouth just before orgasm and allows the semen to run down his partner's throat, coating the esophagus with luscious man-sauce. Though the "Afghani Ricola," as it was originally called, originated in underground clubs in Kabul, it has found its way into experimental alternative medicine as a treatment for chronic esophagitis.
With the exponentially increase prescription drug cost, many low-income seniors have turned to cock lozenges to treat chronic throat conditions.
cock lozenge by Boris Svetlana August 22, 2006
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cock lozenge 

A cock lozenge is when you JAM your penis down a sick pedrsons throat and ejaculate on their tonsils!
I gave roland a hot, saucy cock lozenge. LOL.
cock lozenge by QUADROPED June 11, 2006

Southern Cock Lozenge 

A southern cock lozenge is an method of oral sex where either partner can dissolve an throat lozenge in their mouth, spit the remains in their hands, and masturbate and massage (jackoff) all over the penis and have it sucked. This method can also be performed by introducing saliva to the partner's penis, and masturbate the partner with the throat lozenge in their hands, or the partner can simply place the throat lozenge in his or her mouth, and began to perform oral sex to the recipient.
Bro, last night, my girl gave me the best southern cock lozenge of my life!
Southern Cock Lozenge by Groovious February 10, 2019
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