cock level

the point at which someone turns into an asshole after consuming a certain amount of alcohol.

" Gee what the fuck is up with Paul"
" Dude he's cock level!"

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Cock Level

The state of being in which ones head is at an equal level vertically with a set of male genitalia.

Cord- "Hey Leslie, wanna suck my dick?"
Leslie- "Why on Earth would I want to do that?"
Cord- "Well I just figured since you were at cock level..."

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When you are riding on an extremely crowded bus and other riders are forced to stand resulting in a cock in your face.

Yo, nigga, I'm not riding on that bus, that shit is cock level crowded.

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