Definitions by Renegadeangel92
Shitbag
1. Any one person who lacks the effort, common sense, or skill to accomplish that which is the most basic task.
2. A lazy individual who refuses to move from their current location to finish a task
3. Private First Class Davis
4. Private First Class Johnson
2. A lazy individual who refuses to move from their current location to finish a task
3. Private First Class Davis
4. Private First Class Johnson
Example:
Johnson- "Hey, did you order the pizza?"
Davis- "Well I tried, but I just stayed on hold...."
Johnson- "You shitbag...."
Example:
Davis- "Hey, do you wanna come down to the Troop Store with us to get some chow?"
Johnson- "No, I'm laying down..."
Davis- "You shitbag...."
Johnson- "Hey, did you order the pizza?"
Davis- "Well I tried, but I just stayed on hold...."
Johnson- "You shitbag...."
Example:
Davis- "Hey, do you wanna come down to the Troop Store with us to get some chow?"
Johnson- "No, I'm laying down..."
Davis- "You shitbag...."
Shitbag by Renegadeangel92 July 17, 2011
Walmartian
Any of the large denomination of lower class people who are only seen in public at Walmart stores. They have no sense of decency, fashion, or shamefullness, let alone any sense of modesty.
Todd- "George, do you see that fat lady with her pants pulled up over her boobs and no shirt on?! She's using her pants as a freaking unitard!!!!"
George- "By God, Todd! That's a true Walmartian."
George- "By God, Todd! That's a true Walmartian."
Walmartian by renegadeangel92 March 7, 2011
Facebook Texting
Using Facebook Mobile to have a Facebook message conversation with another friend on Facebook who has Facebook Mobile
Jake- "My cell phone keeps beeping because Jessica keeps Facebook messaging me."
Nick- "Isn't she driving? How does she have internet?"
Jake- "No dude, she's texting the messages to Facebook using Facebook Mobile, just like me."
Nick- "Congrats, you're Facebook Texting."
Nick- "Isn't she driving? How does she have internet?"
Jake- "No dude, she's texting the messages to Facebook using Facebook Mobile, just like me."
Nick- "Congrats, you're Facebook Texting."
Facebook Texting by Renegadeangel92 October 18, 2010
Highlation
Cord- "Hey Jake, are you bringing your secondary sources to the World Lit final?"
Jake- "Yeah, I've got it all my highlations and I'm ready to go."
Cord- "Can I see your highlations to make my own highlations?"
Jake- "Sure thing man!"
Cord- "Sweet tits."
Jake- "Yeah, I've got it all my highlations and I'm ready to go."
Cord- "Can I see your highlations to make my own highlations?"
Jake- "Sure thing man!"
Cord- "Sweet tits."
Highlation by renegadeangel92 May 19, 2010
Snails Asshole
Mike- "Hey Jess! I'm so sorry I'm late for our date."
Jess- "Its ok Mike. This place is a snails asshole."
Jess- "Its ok Mike. This place is a snails asshole."
Snails Asshole by renegadeangel92 April 6, 2010
Log Twobbling
A derogitory way of saying that someone is doing something that sounds dirty but actually means not doing anything
Nathan- "Hey, have you seen Dom lately? He hasn't come over in like three weeks."
Wade- "I saw his car at home yesterday."
Nathan- "Hmmm.... I guess he's too busy to hang with us."
Wade- "Nah man, he's probably just been log twobbling."\
Nathan- "Gross...."
Wade- "How is doing nothing gross?"
Wade- "I saw his car at home yesterday."
Nathan- "Hmmm.... I guess he's too busy to hang with us."
Wade- "Nah man, he's probably just been log twobbling."\
Nathan- "Gross...."
Wade- "How is doing nothing gross?"
Log Twobbling by renegadeangel92 April 6, 2010
Sonfriend
Jake: Whats wrong Jeff?
Jeff: She broke my heart dude....
Jake: Lets go to the bar man. We'll fix that broken heart.
Jeff: Thanks man... You're a good friend.
Jake: No problem dude. You know I've got your back. You're my sonfriend.
Jeff: She broke my heart dude....
Jake: Lets go to the bar man. We'll fix that broken heart.
Jeff: Thanks man... You're a good friend.
Jake: No problem dude. You know I've got your back. You're my sonfriend.
Sonfriend by renegadeangel92 March 30, 2010