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cock-lashed 

a woman (or gay man) whose social life, outlook, opinions, likes and dislikes are all completely dominated by their sexual partner
She only does what her boyfriend tells her to do--he has her totally cock-lashed. pussy whipped
cock-lashed by gfh724 February 8, 2010

cocklaser 

an insult when playing a particular video game where projectiles fire from out of your crotch. also a term used when a nerd wants to cum in a girls mouth. like that ever happens
eat cocklaser bastard
cocklaser by Lex Luthor August 1, 2004

Cocklashed 

To whip someones leg with your penis.
"You just got cocklashed, baby!"
Cocklashed by Neilio November 9, 2003

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016