cock lased

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A cum stream so powerful it injures or kills anyone in its path

Dude I cock lased this chick last night and it think she might be dead

cock lased by Kax_604 August 8, 2008

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cock-lashed

a woman (or gay man) whose social life, outlook, opinions, likes and dislikes are all completely dominated by their sexual partner

She only does what her boyfriend tells her to do--he has her totally cock-lashed. pussy [whipped]

cock-lashed by gfh724 February 8, 2010

Related Words

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cocklaser

an insult when playing a particular video game where projectiles fire from out of your crotch. also a term used when a nerd wants to cum in a girls mouth. like that ever happens

eat cocklaser bastard

cocklaser by Lex Luthor August 1, 2004

Cocklashed

To whip someones leg with your penis.

"You just got cocklashed, baby!"

Cocklashed by Neilio November 9, 2003

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026