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When you and your bro find a girl at a party or some other place and you want to fuck her but your bro is being an annoyin fuck and is "cock holding you". Its as if he is holdin your cock and not letting you put it in her because he is getting in the fucking way. LIKE BEING COCK BLOCKED BUT TO THE POINT WHERE YOUR SO FUCKING ANNOYED THAT YOUR FRIEND WONT JUST LEAVE THE TWO OF YOU TO HOOK UP.

ME: HEY GIRL WHATS YOUR NAME AND WHAT YEAR ARE YOU?
GIRL: JESSICA AND IM A FRESHMAN AT CSUCHICO, YOUR CUTE WHATS YOUR NAME?

COCKHOLDER:HI IM JOE IM A FRESHMAN TOO
ME:JOE QUIT COCK HOLDING ME AND FIND YOUR OWN BITCH!

ME:SORRY ABOUT THAT LAME, MY NAMES MJ AND YOUR CUTE AS FUCK TOO.

cock holding by SENIOR @CSUCHICO October 1, 2013

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Cock holding

When man inters a women and they just sit there in said position to see who will give in first

Sarah is cock holding mike to see how long he will last

Cock holding by Smashinguawholefamily July 17, 2023

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You fucking no good trailer trash Cock Holding Mega Douche!!

Cock Holding Mega Douche by Leon Scott Kennedy May 1, 2011

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Cuckholding

The act of getting pleasure by watching your significant other engaging in sexual behavior with a third party person

Ryan Carruthers sure does enjoy the act of cuckholding

Cuckholding by Bergeron37 November 26, 2021

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Cuckholding

The incorrect spelling for cuckolding.

The moron decided he wanted some cuckholding experience, but the Cuckolding Princess laughed at him when he got the word wrong.

Cuckholding by Cuckolding Princess November 2, 2011

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Cuckholding

When a couple (typically a husband and wife) pick up another man, then the husband watches as the other man cums inside his wife then eats the cum from out of the womans vagina. (typically the couple are white while the other man is black)

Joe and Shannon brought Bernard home for a long night of Cuckholding .

Cuckholding by Tommyd2k December 9, 2008

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Cuckholding

A man knowingly lets his wife have sex with other men

The woman comes back home from her night out and smiles at her husband she is cuckholding

Cuckholding by Dustin grimm July 18, 2018

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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Chancla

The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.

My mom hit me with a chancla.

Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014

Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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