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When you and your bro find a girl at a party or some other place and you want to fuck her but your bro is being an annoyin fuck and is "cock holding you". Its as if he is holdin your cock and not letting you put it in her because he is getting in the fucking way. LIKE BEING COCK BLOCKED BUT TO THE POINT WHERE YOUR SO FUCKING ANNOYED THAT YOUR FRIEND WONT JUST LEAVE THE TWO OF YOU TO HOOK UP.

ME: HEY GIRL WHATS YOUR NAME AND WHAT YEAR ARE YOU?
GIRL: JESSICA AND IM A FRESHMAN AT CSUCHICO, YOUR CUTE WHATS YOUR NAME?

COCKHOLDER:HI IM JOE IM A FRESHMAN TOO
ME:JOE QUIT COCK HOLDING ME AND FIND YOUR OWN BITCH!

ME:SORRY ABOUT THAT LAME, MY NAMES MJ AND YOUR CUTE AS FUCK TOO.

cock holding by SENIOR @CSUCHICO October 1, 2013

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Cock holding

When man inters a women and they just sit there in said position to see who will give in first

Sarah is cock holding mike to see how long he will last

Cock holding by Smashinguawholefamily July 17, 2023

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Cock Holding Mega Douche by Leon Scott Kennedy May 1, 2011

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Cuckholding

The act of getting pleasure by watching your significant other engaging in sexual behavior with a third party person

Ryan Carruthers sure does enjoy the act of cuckholding

Cuckholding by Bergeron37 November 26, 2021

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Cuckholding

The incorrect spelling for cuckolding.

The moron decided he wanted some cuckholding experience, but the Cuckolding Princess laughed at him when he got the word wrong.

Cuckholding by Cuckolding Princess November 2, 2011

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Cuckholding

When a couple (typically a husband and wife) pick up another man, then the husband watches as the other man cums inside his wife then eats the cum from out of the womans vagina. (typically the couple are white while the other man is black)

Joe and Shannon brought Bernard home for a long night of Cuckholding .

Cuckholding by Tommyd2k December 9, 2008

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Cuckholding

A man knowingly lets his wife have sex with other men

The woman comes back home from her night out and smiles at her husband she is cuckholding

Cuckholding by Dustin grimm July 18, 2018

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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