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A homosexual male at an adjacent urinal whom you catch gazing at your flacid penis while you urinate in a public restroom.

The night was ruined by a flaming pack of cock gazers!

Some cock gazer visually accosted me, so I beat him over the head with his fagbag and then fucked his mother.

zoah is a cock gazer, but only because he constantly wonders what "normal" is like.

cock gazer by Trumps December 2, 2003

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gamer cock

Simply put, it is the Cock of a gamer. Typically covered in smegma due to the lack of showers and covered in pubic in hair due to in a lack of shaving. They are typically 4.20 to 6.9 inches in length.

Gamer 1: I am insecure about my Peepee
Gamer2: Why bro?
Gamer1: I have a Gamer Cock

gamer cock by Gmaer February 17, 2020

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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