cock dial

When a man see's a hottie on the street and a starts to pop a woody and hits the dial button on the phone in his pocket. It calls a woman and have to explain that his huge ass cock dialed the number.

"That was an impressive call you made. What did you do cock dial me!"

cock dial by Linne September 5, 2007

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cock-dial

When your intelligent however crude cousin-in-law accidentally calls you via his BlackBerry phone with or with the assistance of his penis (assumingly while driving with the BBM in his pants pocket)

Did I just call you? Dude, my bad...i must have cock-dialed you...

or

I'm so sick and tired of cock-dialing people I didn't mean to call.

or

THIS F*CKING BBM REFUSES TO STOP DICK-DIALING MY PEEPS! How to lock this thing...I have no idea...

cock-dial by jyeezey August 26, 2010

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cock dialed

intentionally dialing a person for sexual needs

I cock dialed Anthony cuz I want to have sex with him

cock dialed by Roomie4play July 28, 2011

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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