verb - to cobble

a term used first in minecraft, meaning to build oneself out of a mine shaft or pit. It can be used to express taking oneself out of a situation - the opposite of digging yourself into a hole.
John: I hear you got into a fight with Jean about her being a food Racist
Max: I tried to Cobble my way out of it.
by "The Kid" February 5, 2012
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The act of eating a fruit-filled pastry of the circular variety out of the booty-hole of another person for sexual pleasure.
I was cobbling that bitch so hard last night, I'm going to have to see the dentist tomorrow.
by arabidsquirrel October 26, 2019
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The act of using another persons prosthetic limb (be it an arm or a leg) as a mastabatory aid.
Mikes future employment at the hospital was put into futher doubt when his boss got wind of his daily cobble jobs
by Jon-o-fun August 31, 2004
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When walking, especially in heels, over cobbles or those bumpy slabs by pedestrian crossings and your foot gives way resulting in a shameful wobble and often a sore knee or ankle.
Did you see that stupid cow over there trying to strut her stuff and then nearly fall down?!
Don't be so harsh everyone has a cobble wobble now & again
by Jackthecat March 7, 2012
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On New Year's Eve, inside a police station that's about to be closed for good, officer Jake Roenick must cobble together a force made up cops and criminals to save themselves from a mob looking to kill mobster Marion Bishop.
by rexrei October 15, 2010
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