coat rack

another term for a mullet

virgil still kept his coat rack even years after he left tennessee.

by bonzai April 27, 2004

coat rack

A pejorative term for the boring, preppy mainstream girls who come to hardcore shows and basically just hold their boyfriend's jackets while they're in the pit.

Coat racks, unlike your garden variety poseur, have no pretense of being part of the scene or the subculture. They're just there because their boyfriends drag them along to the show.

"Yeahhh, she has long straight blonde hair, all made up and dressed cute in Aberfimbie and Crotch. And she's with a dude with short hair and a long sleeved black Bane shirt..... total coatrack."

by Danny Delinquent February 24, 2004

coat rack

The girls who don't know anything about punk rock, but have punk rock boyfriends, and they go to the shows and hold their coats and jackets

by passed on from one to another May 13, 2003

coat rack

Someone who's being taken atvantage of and used and being made fun of a lot. Worse than being a complete naive tool.

That guy is such a coat rack, i just talked him into letting me borrow $100 and he doesn't even know who i am.

by ShibbyMonster September 26, 2005

coat rack

A woman who wears a burqa

Its awful how we try to impress our western ideology on Muslims, I mean, I think the coat rack look is really chic.

Bro bro bro, listen, no joke, after wiggin-out on shrooms at that Middle Eastern restaurant, I thought a bunch of COAT RACKS were following me around.

by tivo May 12, 2012

coat rack

when a dude holds a girls stuff knowing that they dont like them

stop being a coat rack u simp

by vayjon February 11, 2020

Hitler's Coat Rack

A mysterious sexual position that is unknown by definition. No one really knows what it means, but its name lets the imagination run wild. Used primarily to one up a one upper, or just to shock and awe.

~"I gave the hooker the hitler's coat rack last night, it got intense."

~~"What the hell is a hitler's coat rack?!?"

~"If you have to ask, you can't afford it..."

by cookiemonsterftw September 9, 2011