coastal bitches Share definition Flag Good looking American bitches from the coasts who travel to the Midwest to steal men away. Christina: I was at the local tractor pull and these coastal bitches stole my boyfriend! coastal bitches by Beric Dondarrion 1st ofhisname March 12, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the coastal bitches mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch