Coagulate 

Whatever the fuck you want it to be

"Yo dude I just coagulated all over the place!"
"Jonathan how'd you coagulate on your shoe?"

"I'm boutta coagulate the shit outta that bitch"

Coagulate by Sean freaking con November 14, 2016

coragulate 

To express false joy or acknowledgment, as for the achievement or good fortune of (another), when one is secretly jealous of the good fortune.

The second place runner coragulated the woman who won the race.

coragulate by Donn Bialik January 5, 2009

get your feces coagulated 

Simply, get your life in order!

Hey man your problem is you stay in trouble...get your feces coagulated before you wind up in jail.

get your feces coagulated by kenny-the-real-benny May 20, 2018

coagular 

The word that ranks betweensick and awesome.

That skateboard stunt was totally coagular.

coagular by game8110 September 22, 2010

lacto coagulation 

when the grated parmesan cheese gets all clogged up in the cheese dispenser at Pizza Hut

How old is this crap? Doesn't anyone clean these hole grates out? The lid has lacto coagulation and nothing is coming out no matter how hard I shake it!

lacto coagulation by HEPchi July 1, 2009

Coagulate 

Also known as blood clotting, this word means to get together and discuss plans to get on each others level

you and danny need to get together and coagulate on what you are doing for her birthday

Coagulate by Dougie787 December 20, 2009

coagulate 

To incrassate; thicken; curdle.

The blood coagulates after death.

coagulate by Larstait November 7, 2003