CMAO

"cry my ass off" or "crying my ass off"

used sarcastically and during times of emotional distress

1. CMAO because my Kylie Jenner Lip Kit has come after 2 weeks. 2. My crush likes another girl, CMAO

by Emma Cowart May 28, 2016

CMAO

"Cramming my ass off"

Pronunciation: "see-em-ay-oh"

Student A: What you doing mate?
Student B: CMAO
Student A: hehe, don't cram too hard.....
Student B: I've never liked you Student A.

by Mash2nv September 15, 2014

cmao

crying my ass off.

used just like lmao is used to abriviate laughing my ass off

1: "Sup 2??"
2: "Nuthin Much, cmao"
1: "Wat Happened??"
2: "I Got Dumped ="

by sum real shit January 04, 2008

cmao

Cmao stands for crying my ass off. One would use this term when they are either so sad it's funny or simply crying of laughter.

Caroline: hey Kat, did you see your grade on that chem test?

Kat: yeah, cmao

by whydoesdonaldduckwherepantswhe November 06, 2017

cmao

Crying my ass off

I'm in so much pain that I feel like cmao

by tatsujingosuto March 26, 2009

cmao

cmao obviously stands for "cringing my ass off" bro.

"bro i just cmao'd bro dude"

by heyblib October 03, 2018

Cmao

Is a “shortcut” downloaded by androids to convey both laughter and sympathy with the pandemic

The electrical engineer was cmao-ing in response to the jew’s comment

by DONTPANIC911 December 18, 2020