crying my ass off.

used just like lmao is used to abriviate laughing my ass off
1: "Sup 2??"
2: "Nuthin Much, cmao"
1: "Wat Happened??"
2: "I Got Dumped ="
by sum real shit December 11, 2007
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Cmao stands for crying my ass off. One would use this term when they are either so sad it's funny or simply crying of laughter.
Caroline: hey Kat, did you see your grade on that chem test?

Kat: yeah, cmao
by whydoesdonaldduckwherepantswhe November 6, 2017
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cmao obviously stands for "cringing my ass off" bro.
by heyblib October 3, 2018
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"cry my ass off" or "crying my ass off"

used sarcastically and during times of emotional distress
1. CMAO because my Kylie Jenner Lip Kit has come after 2 weeks. 2. My crush likes another girl, CMAO
by Emma Cowart May 29, 2016
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Student A: What you doing mate?
Student B: CMAO
Student A: hehe, don't cram too hard.....
Student B: I've never liked you Student A.
by Mash2nv September 15, 2014
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Is a “shortcutdownloaded by androids to convey both laughter and sympathy with the pandemic
The electrical engineer was cmao-ing in response to the jew’s comment
by DONTPANIC911 December 18, 2020
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