Clutterbucked

Getting really drunk, fucked up from way too many shots of hard booze.

How many patron shots did we do last night? I was straight clutterbucked.

by Kjlonz June 15, 2011

Clutterbucked

When a girl sucks you off when she’s wearing braces. ;)

“Bro that absolutely skank clutterbucked me last night , she was rentip”

by ForkBitcoin September 9, 2022

Clusterfucked

When you're days away from coming out of your fourth COVID lockdown and your local health authority advises that a new and dangerous strain has just been detected and that it would be imprudent to open up until the source of the new cluster is identified. In this context, clusterfuck is a portmanteau of COVID cluster plus being situationally fucked.

Health Official: 'With the discovery of this new and highly transmissible variant, which is unrelated to the existing outbreak, the government will not be relaxing COVID restrictions as previously scheduled. In summary, you have just been clusterfucked"

by Ernest_Hemmingroid June 4, 2021

clusterfucked

To be completely and totally screwed. To be in a state of utter, unavoidable, unthinkably insane screwage. A point in which one feels as though there is no way out of a current situation or predicament.

I was on this plane taxiing down the runway when a commuter train ran off the tracks and crashed through the airport fence. This event then caused a freeway overpass to collapse sending roughly 200 automobiles down towards the plane. The train was coming at us along with the cars and I said aloud "We're so clusterfucked".

by MacSawD November 26, 2004

Clutterbucket

Someone who gives up at the first sign of disappointment

Friend 1: You're gonna do great at that competition
Friend 2: I don't know man, I don't think I'm going to do it
Friend 1: C'mon don't be such a clutterbucket!

by Lyra Scarlett September 20, 2014

clutterbuck

A loud noise akin to a metal dustbin full of cutlery falling down some stairs.

Did you hear that band? Their bassist was making a right clutterbuck.

by Smite the Unbeliever April 2, 2011

Clutterbuck

One who has creepy and disturbing 'most visited' pages on his/her internet browser.

Child porn, seriously? You're such a Clutterbuck.

Your sister's holiday photos? So Clutterbuck.

by billynomates29 July 6, 2011