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Clownchup 

Ketchup on a clown.
Or new brand of ketchup with a clown on it.
(i.e the clown was sparyed with ketchup thus becoming clownchupped)
Clownchup by Namino May 8, 2007

clowncounter 

a bad thing that someone might do in a dinkhouse
Hey, Tyler did you see David he was being a clowncounter again.
clowncounter by johnny boswith December 22, 2007

clowncomputing 

Clowncomputing refers to a phenomenon in software development where inexperienced programmers excessively layer abstractions, leading to a diminished understanding of the system's internal workings. This practice often results in an inefficient system that is challenging to diagnose and debug using conventional methods. The overuse of abstractions in Clowncomputing can impede the effective management and maintenance of software, posing significant challenges to it's long-term functionality and performance.
The development team's lack of experience and haphazard coding practices led to a classic case of Clowncomputing, making it challenging for the IT department to identify and address underlying software malfunctions.

This is peak clowncomputing skill right there.
clowncomputing by ghostprogrammer October 28, 2023

clowncomputing 

Clowncomputing refers to a phenomenon in software development where inexperienced programmers excessively layer abstractions, leading to a diminished understanding of the system's internal workings. This practice often results in an inefficient system that is challenging to diagnose and debug using conventional methods. The overuse of abstractions in Clowncomputing can impede the effective management and maintenance of software, posing significant challenges to it's long-term functionality and performance.
The development team's lack of experience and haphazard coding practices led to a classic case of Clowncomputing, making it challenging for the IT department to identify and address underlying software malfunctions.

This is peak clowncomputing skill right there.
clowncomputing by ghostprogrammer October 28, 2023

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026