Like the mini-van (2 fingers in the vagina, a full fist (five fingers) in the ass. Just like a real mini-van, 2 in the front, five in the back), the clown car involves a full fist in the vagina and a full fist in the ass. Just like a clown car, there are inexplicably 5 in the front and 5 in the back.
I was finger-banging this tripe last night and she insisted on taking both fists. I filled her holes like a fucking clown car.
by M.Doc July 8, 2019
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1. A car that has a FIAT badge or rebadged FIAT cars like the Jeep Renegade.

2. A car that has a bad reputation and are endless money pits.
FIAT cars are garbage and are considered clown cars.

Any VW New Bettles are considered clown cars and they are POS.
by ATX-CVPI July 18, 2019
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A car , usually from the mid 80s, that has abnormally large rims and a ridicules paint job.
Look at that clown with his pants on the ground climbing in his clown car.
by tk3033 December 1, 2010
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To allow for more than the maximum suggested persons to ride in a car, as clowns do in the circus. Generally when there are more people in a car than there are seats.
"Damn its cold outside, the 8 of you guys shouldnt be walking, get in my whip, we'll "clown-car" it tonight.
by John M. S. November 18, 2007
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The difficult act of inserting both the cock and the balls into a single condom, thus resembling the tight confinement of a group of clowns packed into a small car.
My balls are bruised because I crashed my Clown Car into some slut last night.
by Fort Donkey May 10, 2008
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A sex position where multiple men are inside one small girl.
Grace: last night I was the guys clown car
Lily: omg you’re so lucky
by Fj.Anthony.Wolf January 6, 2019
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