Clown Car

A woman or woman's vagina that has produced multiple children.

Sheila has had eight kids! Her vagina is a clown car!

by Brent Palmer September 21, 2007

Clown Car

A bunch of people in one small car or room or house.

Mike pulled up in a clown car and was the 9th person out of the car.

by Erika March 03, 2004

Clown Car

The term used when you have a lot of people and not enough space in the car. So you decided to squish people in the car knowing you don't have enough seats and seatbelts

John: We have 5 people, do you have enough space in your car?
Me: Nah I don't, lets clown car

by h_wong January 13, 2018

Clown Car

"Clown car" (or "clowncar") is the nickname for the Soviet BA-64 vehicle in the realistic war game Red Orchestra: Ostfront 41-45. Coined by an unknown community member, the term spread like wildfire. The reason why many people call it the clown car is because the vehicle is often used in favour of unrealistic and "gamey" tactics. Such tactics include the popular drive-by-satchelling (wich envolves racing towards a tank, instantly jumping out at the very last second, dropping an explosive satchel charge on the back of the enemy tank, then quickly driving off before blowing up the tank).

Such "tactics" are frowned upon by many RO players (especially those who enjoy realistic tactics), but it is also considered fun to do every once in a while by quite a lot of people.

"K guys let's try to pile as many soldiers as possible on this clown car and open up a can of pwnage on them lolol!"

"We should name the BA-64 the Clown Car in honor of all the brave clown satchel-throwers serving for their Motherland!" -- Feldwebel Crin

"the Tigerpolizei are rounding up BA64 drivers so look out! :-O" -- middenrat

by ClownCarDriver July 14, 2006

Clown Car

A game in which willing participants (male/female) take an item of their choosing and proceed to attempt to better the others by inserting more of said object into their anus or vagina. It can also be played alone, though a witness is required for proper record-keeping.

Bernie used to play a lot of solo Clown Car at parties. I think that's why he stopped getting invited.

by Messes Callahan July 03, 2010

Clown Car

A single person who walks into a fast food place but has orders for a bunch of his/her friends.

Bill: Hey Bob, I think Jimmy could use some help out front.
Bob: But it's only one customer.
Bill: Yeah but he was a clown car, the guy ordered 4 subs.

by T.F.K. November 27, 2010

Clown Car

Like the mini-van (2 fingers in the vagina, a full fist (five fingers) in the ass. Just like a real mini-van, 2 in the front, five in the back), the clown car involves a full fist in the vagina and a full fist in the ass. Just like a clown car, there are inexplicably 5 in the front and 5 in the back.

I was finger-banging this tripe last night and she insisted on taking both fists. I filled her holes like a fucking clown car.

by M.Doc July 08, 2019