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clout man 

the clout man. also know as the clout needer. he pretty much needs clout to survive.
“dude do you know that kid nick panetta”
“nah man no idea”
“oh well you might know him as the clout man”
“oooo the clout man yeh yeh i heard of him”
i mean like what a freak”
i know right
clout man by cloutttt May 10, 2018

man cloud 

an insatiably attractive woman followed by a large group of pandering neanderthals all vying for a box lunch at the "Y".
Randi, I see you brought your man cloud into the ladies restroom again...you need to leave it at the coat check.
man cloud by Beefcake1 July 26, 2008

UCAM (Urine Cloud Avoidance Maneuver) 

The act of visual surveillance and clue-finding to avoid the urinal that was just used, thereby avoiding the urine cloud of the previous pisser.
When a dude is washing his hands when I enter the restroom, I employ UCAM (Urine Cloud Avoidance Maneuver) to scan the urinals for the flush trails of the most recently flushed urinal. That's the one to avoid. I see the flush trail, I use the other urinal. If I'm not paying attention, or have no choice because its busy, the nasty odor of some other guy's urine cloud just hangs and it's worse than walking into a spider web.