A ÇLØÜT GÖD is someone who has TOO MUCH CLOUT. They are the ONE and ONLY reason the Earth has not imploded in on it's self. They wear sexy ass glasses and assert their dominance by t-posing. With these traits added up, one truly becomes a "ÇLØÜT GÖD"
Person 1- Look at the guy over there with those red glasses.
Person 2- How the fuck do you not know the Clout God?!?
Someone who does the extraordinary, or something that’s never been done before. Each stunt gives you points depending on the level of crazy the stunt is
Juan Valles just pulled a crossover on Noah Toadacheenie and dunked all over him. That’s massive clout god points for that stunt!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!