A ÇLØÜT GÖD is someone who has TOO MUCH CLOUT. They are the ONE and ONLY reason the Earth has not imploded in on it's self. They wear sexy ass glasses and assert their dominance by t-posing. With these traits added up, one truly becomes a "ÇLØÜT GÖD"
Person 1- Look at the guy over there with those red glasses.
Person 2- How the fuck do you not know the Clout God?!?
Someone who does the extraordinary, or something that’s never been done before. Each stunt gives you points depending on the level of crazy the stunt is
Juan Valles just pulled a crossover on Noah Toadacheenie and dunked all over him. That’s massiveclout god points for that stunt!
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.