Clounch 

When your tip someones chair comeplety upside down when they get up to take their tray or to get up in general at lunch causing them to look at the chair confusingly when they get back then having to put it back in its original position which could leave them a little pissed.

Hey Clounch Andrew's chair whenever he gets up.

Clounch by MustySwag January 6, 2010

Mama Clounch 

Mama Clounch- a person you already know if you "know" her. and also can be used torwards everything is smaller than mama clounch. everything< Mama clounch. she can do everything pretty much. also if you see two people talking about mama clounch and you dont know who she is dont ask.. you already know her you just havent thought about it.

guy: hey man how was mama clounch last night
guy2: o ya mama clounch was good as always
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guy: man can i leave i wanna go home
guy2: you cant leave
guy: why
guy2: cuz mama clounch dont want you to leave
-------or
guy: my food is cold
guy2:mama clounch says eat it

guy:why
guy2:cuz she said so..and cuz its not cold its warm enough
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guy: no big deal just played an intense game of "tetris" with mama clounch last night.

Mama Clounch by sweet sugar pie March 18, 2011

Poo Tung Clunch 

Poo Tung Clunch is how you say "Wu Tang Clang" in the Philippines.

Filipino Guy: I wanna gets a Poo Tung Clunch tattoo mons.

White Guy: Nice! You might want to make sure you get that thing spelled properly eh buddy?

Poo Tung Clunch by wvdrtnsf August 19, 2009

crounch 

A dirty, nasty, stenchy, raunchy, smelly vagina.

That hoe was asking me to go down on her, but I was like no bitch you have a serious case crounch.

crounch by Dairy_Moo_Cow May 4, 2014

Clunch 

It's like a blowjob, but instead of a penis, it's a foot, and instead of a mouth, it's a butthole.

Did you hear that Siena clunched Thomas at that party last weekend?

Clunch by TORP3DoMAN February 27, 2017

Clownchup 

Ketchup on a clown.
Or new brand of ketchup with a clown on it.

(i.e the clown was sparyed with ketchup thus becoming clownchupped)

Clownchup by Namino May 8, 2007

cloutch'N 

The act of making small talk just because you can. Usually used when drunk and has very little success.

Example 1
"Dude were you cloutch'N that girl?"
"Yeah"
"What did you say?"
"It was raining so I asked,'Is that umbrella keeping you out of the rain?"

Example 2
Can be substituted into everyday words such as "Your a 'cloutchaholic'"

cloutch'N by The Cloutchinator March 15, 2011