closs 

(Closs) k-loss-noun; the fate of reality

The way Jess acts in bridge in terebithia after Leslie dies is an example of a closs

closs by Dwfields1129 December 18, 2017

Athen Closs 

Athen Closs is the husband and lover to Kevin Closs. He is a gay Canada boy who is in a transition to become a girl and weighs 0.1 pounds but consumes up to 100 million pounds of cock each year.

“Athen Closs is the perfect example of a loser with no friends and a gay trans boy, not to mention he’s retarded.

Athen Closs by John smoke August 28, 2021

Athen Closs 

Athen Closs is the husband and lover to Kevin Closs. Athen Closs is a gay Canadian boy who is also transitioning into becoming a girl and weighs 000.15 pounds but consumes 100 billion pounds of cock a year.

“Athen Closs is the perfect example of a loser with no friends and a gay trans retard and hypocrite”

Athen Closs by John smoke August 28, 2021

Class of COVID-19 

The graduating Class of 2020. Thousands of students across the globe who were unable to attend their graduation ceremonies in person due to the coronavirus pandemic.

The Class of COVID-19 graduated around the same time as the George Floyd murder - two events that changed the world forever.

Class of COVID-19 by G. Floyd June 10, 2020

Double pipe classic 

Is the rare occurrence when you are blessed enough to both burp and fart at the same time

Credit: Tom Segura

Beeman

Shit! Washing down that double beef and bean burrito with Coca Cola gave me the Double Pipe Classic! Most men are only lucky enough to have that but a few times in their life.

Double pipe classic by Vintagetom May 23, 2019

Chattering Classes

The term Chattering Classes is an essentially British expression, seldom heard outside the UK. It was invented by British journalist Oberon Waugh (he really couldn’t stand them) but was later taken up by pundits and political commentators to describe a group of the “metropolitan middle class”. Generally though it’s used as a derogatory tag for those who are politically active, socially concerned and ‘highly’ educated; especially those with political, media or academic connections. Its original meaning has now changed somewhat and now it usually refers to WOFS, Londoncentric pseudo-celebrities who talk a lot about social injustice, disaster relief, third world aid and all the other fashionable causes but do absolutely fuck all to help.

The chattering classes are all talk and no action.

Chattering Classes by AKACroatalin May 30, 2015

class daddy 

A glucose guardian who brings drinks for his or her sugar baby to class. The glucose guardian will also commonly assist with completing assignments or providing test answers.

"My class daddy brought me a snapple and hooked me up with all the answers to the final exam. And all I gotta do is hang out with him after class."

class daddy by Mackenzie9910 April 28, 2019