closet jew 

A person that is afraid to come out of the closet b/c they might get cut out from their family's wealth or they might be killed due to being gay.

Bret: Whats the deal with that Frankie Fernandez kid?
Peter: idk he's rich as hell and he dresses like a fuckin homo.
Taylor: He's a closet jew, hes afraid that his parents will cut him off.

closet jew by Poopstain6971 May 2, 2008

closet jew 

A person who hides their jewish heritage to be accepted in society. Also known as a: Crypto Jew

Note: This can also be used by someone who wants to be jewish, but is afraid of rejection in society.

I could be considered a closet jew, because I want to be jewish, but I'm afraid of being rejected by my family and friends.

closet jew by Yerushalauim BatSheva November 30, 2010

closet jew 

someone who hides their jewish identity

Paul Rudd is a closet jew just like Cary Grant.

closet jew by hairinmymouth March 22, 2009