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Closet Gay

A homosexual guy, preferably in highschool or college who is gay but keeps his sexuality a secret. A closet gay can be ANYONE. I know guys from highschool who only talked about tits and ass, yet now they're out as gay.

The closet part comes from coming out as gay, vice versa if you haven't came out you're still in the closet.
Has John ever dated a chick? I think he might be a closet gay.
Closet Gay by VerusVissum February 17, 2015
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A closet homosexual is what most gay supporters are. These supposedly "straight" people spend all their time defending homosexuality that it's clear that they must be gay themselves hence their obsession with it. They call anyone who finds disgust with homosexuality a "bigot" even if they don't hate the gay person themselves. Their common argument (which is also illogical) against "gay haters" is that they must be gay themselves because they find the concept of two guys pounding each other hard in the ass repulsive. Perhaps it's these gay defenders who are gay themselves?
Jimmy: "Anyone who doesn't find two men kissing cool is a bigot and homophobe and probably a closet gay themselves!" (meaning that gays hate themselves)
Jack: "Yeah I agree! I'm a straight man but I love gays!"

*Jack and Jimmy walk away from the crowd that they were preaching too and then start sucking each other's cocks*
Closet Gay by Skialian January 5, 2014

Closet Gay

What most atheists are hence their constant whining about homosexuality.
Jimmy the closet gay atheist took a huge cock up his ass while preaching about his bullshit atheism.
Closet Gay by Skialian January 5, 2014

in the closet gay 

Your just gay but refuse to say you are :/
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022