One that is bi or gay, however still in the closet. Someone who is secretly gay or bi and will frequent homosexual dating apps looking for a member of the the same sex to have intercourse with.
Kevin was on Grindr and searching for a hookup and spotted Cindy's boyfriend in his search results...that is a closeter if I ever saw one
by huskerpower76 September 23, 2016
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A guy who is trying too hard to convince people he's straight when we all know he's a raging homosexual.
by Floss It April 21, 2009
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by Niknicename March 22, 2015
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be in the closet
-maybe hes not in the closet?
- right maybe keith likes you as well but hasnt the heart to tell you so..
-maybe hes not in the closet?
- right maybe keith likes you as well but hasnt the heart to tell you so..
by sombody87 April 09, 2009
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An increasingly irrelevant position for a homosexual person to take. Exaggerated fear of exposure and the resultant evasive, hypocritical behaviour, can lead to tension, lack of trust, The inability of that person to make any freinds.
Closets are the true reason homosexuals are not trusted.
Closets are the true reason homosexuals are not trusted.
"my boyf...girlfreind"
"He's saying that because he's a closet homosexual, yet he dosn't talk about anything else"
"He's saying that because he's a closet homosexual, yet he dosn't talk about anything else"
by Larry Grayson October 07, 2003
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The act of realizing that a very young girl is either very sexy or will be so you will wait till they are legal to fuck them.
Tom: Did you see Sally today?
John: Yeah, to bad shes only 14!
Tom: Oh, dont worry about that I will be closeting her!
John: Oh Yeah!
John: Yeah, to bad shes only 14!
Tom: Oh, dont worry about that I will be closeting her!
John: Oh Yeah!
by jack or jake September 11, 2007
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