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star wars clone wars 

A series of animated mini-episodes in the Star Wars saga that portrayed the events occuring in the gap between episodes two and three, paying special attention to Anakin Skywalker's development into a mature leader and the beginnings of his turn to the dark side.

The series recieved two Emmy awards and its story and presentation were considered to rival those of the three prequal films.
Person 1-"Star Wars Clone Wars was an incredible show."

Person 2-"I agree"

star wars clone wars 

It's all Yoda can say.

Star Wars The Clone Wars 

An ugly CGI mess that does not fit within the continuity of the movies or the original EU now called Legends.
Star Wars The Clone Wars does not fit in legends.

The Clone Wars Full Count

There are 8 seasons and 3 movies. I needed to make this definition to spread the truth. There are 11 full parts of The Clone Wars. I preach the truth. Don't let Disney lie to you.

The Clone Wars Full Count:
. The Clone Wars Movie (Movie 1)
. The Clone Wars Vintage Volume 1 (Movie 2)
. The Clone Wars Vintage Volume 2 (Movie 3)
. The Clone Wars Seasons 1-5 by Cartoon Network (Seasons 1-5)
. The Clone Wars Season 6 by Netflix (Season 6)
. The Clone Wars Season 7 by YouTube (Season 7)
. The Clone Wars Season 8 by Disney (Season 8)

We count Vintage as movies because they're 2 big long segments of about 90 minutes each. So, yeah, they're movies. What show do you know that only has 2 episodes a season? And what show do you know that has 90 minute episodes? They're movies. Nextly, don't forget season 7. Disney tried to erase it, but it's there. Right before the takeover they gave us 1 last hailmary. The episodes weren't polished up. They're quit messy but they knew Disney would try to bury them. So, these episodes were given to us on You Tube. That's my final count!
Fuck Disney! Listen to my The Clone Wars Full Count!

Do the clone wars

When someone just got out of a relationship and is just trying to pickup girls that look the same as his/her ex.
”Dude, Jennie broke up with me last week. So I guess I will go out and do the clone wars.”
”I feel you brah. I did the same when it didn’t work out with Lisa.”

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones 

Star Wars: Episode II Attack of the Clones is a 2002 film directed by George Lucas and written by Lucas and Jonathan Hales. It is the second film in the Star Wars prequel trilogy.

The film is set ten years after the Battle of Naboo, when the galaxy is on the brink of civil war. Under the leadership of renegade Jedi Master Count Dooku, thousands of systems threaten to secede from the Republic. When an assassination attempt is made on Senator Padmé Amidala, the former Queen of Naboo, Jedi apprentice Anakin Skywalker is assigned to protect her, while his mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi is assigned to investigate the assassination attempt. Soon the Jedi are drawn into the heart of the separatist movement, and the beginning of a new threat to the galaxy: the Clone Wars.
Person 1: Have you ever watched Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones?
Person 2: Of course! It's an amazing film.