Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.
Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!
by Llewelyn Dowd January 31, 2023
Get the Crusty cling-on mug.Heidi had her sights on Brad as her next boyfriend victim. He didn't want any girl that was needy or on Clingon Stage 5.
by will bitten August 26, 2017
Get the Clingon Stage 5 mug.Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.
Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!
by Llewelyn Dowd February 3, 2023
Get the Cling-on mug.A dude so desperate that he hits on every woman to the point of becoming a nuisance. He will orbit around women while they are trying to work, believing he is saying what they want to hear, but is actually beyond annoying and disruptive.
Clings aree often asked to leave or are banned from premises, but they won't learn and will keep at it.
Clings aree often asked to leave or are banned from premises, but they won't learn and will keep at it.
"ugh, a cling came into my work today, he literally followed every woman around the store asking everyone out, security had to ask him to leave. We couldnt even get work done"
by Based Fiend July 25, 2022
Get the Cling mug.Lowkey clingy is when they (significant other) aren't 'obsessed' with you but they do love constantly holding you, cuddling, kissing and being around you. It's a good degree because it's not too much but they are protective and cute. The kind of significant other I'd like. (:
Lowkey clingy is when they (significant other) aren't 'obsessed' with you but they do love constantly holding you, cuddling, kissing and being around you. It's a good degree because it's not too much but they are protective and cute. The kind of significant other I'd like. (:
Ashlyyn is a clingy kind of girl. But I like it.
Ashlyyn is a clingy kind of girl. But I like it.
by Jordanne__17 April 26, 2016
Get the lowkey clingy mug.When a boyfriend/girlfriend is so obsessed with you, they just don't want to leave your side and they just want to spend time with you everytime they see you.
by Ghetto savage March 31, 2017
Get the Clingy mug.When a boyfriend/girlfriend or even a friend is always showing you love and affection. This isn't a bad thing, it's showing that they care about you. Like when they do simple things like say "I love you" or hug you or complement you or help/listen to you when things are rough. Being this type of clingy is far from bad.
Brad: Yo, is that Jade chick a good clingy or like the bad kind??
Dakota: She's definitely the good kind. It's so nice to have her around, I love her so much...
Dakota: She's definitely the good kind. It's so nice to have her around, I love her so much...
by sammyrueboo0215 March 1, 2017
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