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To hinder or obstruct with thick or sticky matter; choke up.
Frank: "Man, I had some wild sex with Susy Q for 3 hours, then after a few orgasms I decided to take a leak--and god damn I got some bad split piss from all the clogging."
Paul: "You moron, everyone knows you have to sit down when you piss after ejaculation!"
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The dried semen in the penis that CLOGS the flow of urine the next morning.
Rich; "What are you smiling about?"
Jeff; "I forgot about having sex last night until I went to take a wizz and OUCH, it was "THE CLOG"!
by deefer May 22, 2008
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to have sexual intercourse with a person of no particular importance, usually after slight to extensive drinking of alcoholic beverages
He clogged me so hard last night.

Sorry, can I call you back? I'm clogging.
by SiegeCeege February 12, 2008
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A mixture between a large pink man with his penis showing and a prostitute. Sometimes seen with a deformed looking potential offspring creature in its grasp.
Amsterdam stroller 1: What is that giant pink monstrosity over there. I can see its trunk junk! And..wait..is it carrying something?

Amsterdam stroller 2: Oh, that just a Clog.
by Mlanaaizey April 20, 2010
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A poorly-written blog containing little or no content, nonsense or irrelevant content, or which contains only advertising or promotional content. Also, a blog posted continuously or repeatedly to get more views, remain in a top viewed or prime viewing position, or to push other blogs out of a top viewed or prime viewing position.
That stupid guy posted his "ill show you how to be a milionare in 5 mins(sic)" clog a hundred times today and screwed up everyone else's blogs.
by DMurphy May 01, 2008
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