Clitnuker

A sexual maneuver in which the user rotates their penis counter-clockwise, in a helicopter fashion, at class five Hurricane speeds.

Girl 1: I only thought of the Clitnuker as a mere myth, I never thought a penis could withstand class five Hurricane speeds whilst going counter-clockwise.

Girl 2: Go on....

Girl 1: That was until Mikey pulled the clitnuker on me three weeks ago and I can still feel it.

Girl 2: That is a lot of fallout.

Clitnuker by Mikey_690lbs July 28, 2020

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Suck My Clinkers

A lovely way to tell someone to suck your dry hairy balls

Boddy: Dave, you bellend! This brew taste likes shit!!
Dave: why don't you Suck My Clinkers

Suck My Clinkers by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

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The Clinker

A word old-timers use to refer to the local town jail.

The other day, Pappy told me the story about being arrested after shooting off flares on the Fourth of July. "Them cops came and carried me right off to the clinker," he said.

The Clinker by georgemrns08 February 11, 2015