1. Main usage: A person who delivers exquisite cunnilingus, able to deliver knee-trembling pleasure to even the most stubbornly unresponsive of love beans.
2. Also, less commonly: a man who's voice is so gravelly that if he were to talk over a women's clitorus the vibrations would inevitably tickle her to a powerful climax.
1. "How was your night with Stuart?"
"Unbelievable, he may look like a computer progammer, but i swear he's a fucking clit whisperer. I came so hard i passed out. "
2. "I'd say David Attenburgh is the greatest clit whisperer of our time. You reckon?"
"Nah, Barry White's tones would rattle your little bean to heaven in a nano second. Attenburgh has neither the consistency nor bass. I'd like it if he was my grandad though."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!