clit splitter 

the female equivalent of a cock blocker.

Jennifer: oh my god I keep trying to talk to Kyle but Sara is being and ultimate Clit Splitter, she's all over him!
Julie: yea i know she's clit splitting you so hard...

clit splitter by awesomechick2343 November 8, 2009

clit splitter 

the act of fucking your partner in the vagina until she gets a new hole.

i want you to clit splitter me johny!

clit splitter by Ryan Gerard July 12, 2006

clit splitter 

the act of taking your hard cock and fucking your partner in the vagina until you rip her a new hole.

i want you to make a clit splitter in me.

clit splitter by Ryan Gerard July 12, 2006

clitsplinter 

The painfull sensation that many women dread that is having a splinter penetrated into the clitoris.

Damn it Martha that wooden dildo you gave me has now given me a terrible clitsplinter.

clitsplinter by I am Jesus August 26, 2016