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Clit Dick 

MALE FORM:A penis which is so small that it could be mistaken for a clitoris if the sac weren't underneath it.

FEMALE FORM: A clitoris that is either overly large naturally or has been altered by years of abuse to the point that it takes on the look of an adolescent penis.
MALE FORM: "Wow that's a clit dick."

FEMALE FORM: "Wow that's a clit dick." LOL
Clit Dick by Nicholas Tetrault April 28, 2007
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Clit Dick 

a man with a dick no more than 3 inches long
He pulled down his pants and she exclaimed, "I've seen clits bigger than that"! You have a clit dick...!!!
Clit Dick by bonda_007 January 11, 2009

clit dick 

A clitoris so large that it resembles a small penis.
My neighbor has a clit dick.
clit dick by neieghbor October 18, 2010

Clit dick 

A dick that’s so small it looks like a clit or a clit so big it looks like a dick.
“Dude she said grant has a clit dick.”
“Bro dad cursed us with a clit dick”
“I was drinking with her and she whipped out her clit dick.”
Clit dick by Littletickle July 9, 2022
A clit-dick is a clit that is so absolutely gigantic that it could be mistaken for a dick. If you are unfortunate enough to have a clit-dick you could always come on down to the official clit-dick store, we sell all clit-dick accesories. Get your clit-dick shampoo, vibrators and just in today snuggies with built in clit-dick hole.
ME: Hey guys what if some girl had like an 8 inch long clit, what would you do?

Everyone: Ohhhhhhhh come on get him the bow of shame, yous a bum ass clit-dick
Clit-Dick by Clit-Dick Inventor January 11, 2009

Dinousar clit dick 

When a clit is so large that it can penetrate someone.
Dude, she fucked me with her dinousar clit dick
Dinousar clit dick by NU77A April 18, 2020

Dick Clit 

When the clitoris is so large that it resembles a penis.
Wow tom your wifes got a huge dick clit.
Dick Clit by TheAnti-Christ August 28, 2008
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murderhobo 

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