clinch it

If you're in the middle of a sesh/sharing a smoke and you feel it is your turn for a hit. You simply say clinch it. And the smoker will take one last hoot and pass.

Dude you've been hogging that gagger all night. Clinch it.

Clinch that bitch. Park man I'm sobering up.

Clinch it you know the rules, puff puff pass.

by blackoutbetty February 27, 2009

clinchitis

also known in common tongue as "gameboy butt". this syndrome occurs when a shooting pain and pinching sensation arises in one's b-hole. this feeling is most described as "a sudden sensation of a gameboy being rammed in one's anal cavity."

:Hey mike you look a little uneasy there.
:Yeah man my bhole is on fire i think i got gameboy butt
:actually Mike the correct term is "clinchitis"

by cheddar jack bahama mama April 13, 2012

The Italian Clench

The Italian Clench - Imagine missionary sex, but instead of locking eyes, the male counterpart locks their legs and arms firmly around their partner, creating an Italian Clench. In order to complete the Italian Clench, the partner on top must wrap all extremities around their partner to create a pretzel like formation, all the while, thrusting only with their hips.

Carmela: How was your date with Chad last night?
Meadow: It was great, we got drinks and afterwards we went back to his apartment and he gave me the Italian Clench.
Carmela: Oh he's Italian?! That's so great you're dating someone from the old country.
Meadow: Yeah, but the whole time I was getting Italian Clenched he whispered "gabba goo" in my ear...

Ethan: Dude, did you end up getting laid last night? We lost track of you after we slammed those jager bombs with that girl you were on a date with.
Chad: Oh yeah, we went back to my place and I gave her the Italian Clench.

by scum bucket April 1, 2021